NOBLETS OF NONESENSE (5)

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

 

On the box it clearly said: ‘3 to 5 years.’

so you can imagine the joyful tears

when it only took me 1.

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 8th, 2018 00:30
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good write and pic Michael.
    You seen Bill Stickers?! He in prison? Been prosecuted yet? Aww, why they nasty to Mr Stickers, and Mr Posters?!

    • Michael Edwards

      Why are they so nasty to them? Some say it's because they are stuck-up - some say it's because they keep getting plastered.

    • orchidee

      Ahh, so that's why they are prosecuted?!

      • Michael Edwards

        There was no defence - they had their backs against the wall.

      • Goldfinch60

        Some of the things take a long time to overcome Michael.

        The penguins gave me a smile, thank you.

      • Laura🌻

        Michael,

        Adorable,
        of course...🐧🐧🐧

        The write...🤣🤣🤣

        Great share!

        ~Laura~

      • Heartwriter

        You are Brilliant. Have you heard that before? Bet you have. Good one.

        • Michael Edwards

          Wish I were - just a simple guy with a daft sense of humour that sends the family nuts - thanks so much anyway - much appreciated.

        • Poetic Dan

          The lightness of these have brilliant, thank you so much for the messages with them.

          • Michael Edwards

            Thanks PD - I try and try - in fact I'm very trying.

          • BRIAN & ANGELA

            Thanks MIKE ~ Mathematical puns always pose difficulties but my Calculator enables me to cope with this one. The "sans mot" Penguin poem was a enigma. My niece said ~ It's easy Uncle Brian ~ The BABY PENGUIN want to be FRIENDS with the FISH Mummy & Daddy wants to eat it ! Are we close ? Please check ANGELA'S FUSION on Places to Live ~ Thanks BRIAN

            • Michael Edwards

              Your niece could well be right - thank you Brian

            • dusk arising

              Did u used to write for Tommy Cooper?

              • Michael Edwards

                Wish I did or Tim Vine. Spike Milligan is a favourite poet of mine who isn't always taken seriously enough.



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