Lies ~ Damn Lies & Statistics
This data is based on a plethora of UK Surveys (25 - 50's)
100% Believe in Cuddly Toys !
95% have a COMPUTER or MOBILE PHONE
95% prefer SEX with the opposite GENDER
90% like CHOCOLATE in any shape or form
85% own a CAR or MOTOR CYCLE
80% would like a Foreign Holiday every year
80% consider ALCOHOL as a part of their diet
75% drink more COFFEE than TEA
70% prefer SPRING as their favourite Season
65% like BIRDS ~ Wild & Domesticated
50% Believe in CATS
50% Believe in GOD
50% Believe in DOGS
40% like Horses (especially winners @ 100:1)
30% like FISH as PETS
20% shop at Corner Stores
10% use a BICYCLE
5% Prefer Sex with the same GENDER
0% Believe in POLITICIANS of any PARTY !
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ BRIAN XOX
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BRIANSODES (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: September 15th, 2018 03:06
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GOOD MORNING SWEETHEART : Nice to see (and hear) from you up & early on a Saturday Morning : Its 8:30 pm here so my SATURDAY (shopping & lunching with RUTH) is over already! Loved your list especially the CREATOR tiing with His Creatures (Cats & Dogs). I guess the overall stats would be different here for KIWIS & MAORIS. Weather for SPRING is lovely : Wish you were here! ALL MY LOVE ALWAYS : ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
Thanks SWEETHEART ~ Pleased your WINTER is over ~ Autumn Mornings are quite nippy here ! Glad you enjoyed the List ~ Cats & Dogs do seem to have eclipsed GOD in todays UK Secular Society. I found the general atmosphere in N Island NZ more Spiritual especially among the MAORI who have a 100% belief in A CREATOR GOD who made them very SPECIAL and close to Nature. In the UK 25 - 50 age group Computers ~ Mobile Phones & Cars are regarded as essentials. Talk later on SKYPE ~ All my love back to You ~ Lover Boy Brian ! 🧡😎🧡😎🧡
A fine write B&A. I dunno if they will like my dog, Fido, in my poem today!
Thanks UNCLE STEVE pleased you liked the STATS ! I have checked your DOGGEREL and written an honest answer ! The STATS for 25 - 50 Year olds (mixed gender) show that 50% are MAD ! The same 50% dont believe in GOD and are so backward they worship DOG instead ! The other 50% are Intelligent and Wise and recognise that CATS are Divine Creatures (Dogs are from HADES !) so they also WORSHIP the GOD who created them ~ AMEN. There are special clinics where they can cure CANOPHILIA and replace it with FELINOPHILIA ~ treatment is FREE for the over 60s ! Yours as ever BRIAN & TIGGA & SNOWY & BLACKPUSS ! ~ My Mums Moggies !
Love the write and the banter - just what I need as I've been catching up with paperwork all day. Now off to the garden to clear the neighbours moggies poo and rake over the mess it's made in the garden. Lets hope it doesn't keep me awake tonight or raid the rubbish or attack any more innocent birds as they simply let it roam all over the place Grrr woof woof.
Thanks UNCLE MIKE ~ Pleased you liked it ! A bit of good banter is an early present from SANTA ! Yours as always BRIAN.
How do you know when a politician is lying - their lips move!
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