A big thank you to Teddy.15 for giving me the inspiration for this trio of variations on a theme.
There once was a lady called Lou
Who went on a trip to the zoo
The lion got out
She gave it a clout
And the scaredy-cat lion withdrew.
There once was a lady called Lou
Who went on a trip to the zoo
The lion got out
She gave out a shout
And her Hubby departed from view.
There once was a lady called Lou
Who went on a trip to the zoo
But the lion broke free
She yelled out: ‘Save me’
which her Hubby chose not to pursue.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Three good ones Michael.
Andy
Thanks Andy - the painting is ink on gold leaf.
Good writes M. lol.
Cheers O
There once was a lady called Lou
who went on a trip to the zoo
she got in a faff
with a randy girraff
discreet hubby polished his shoes
There once was a lady called Lou
who went on a trip to the zoo
she got in a faff
with a randy girraff
doing things that were strictly taboo.
There once was a lady called Lou
who went on a trip to the zoo
she got in a faff
with a randy girraff
and her hubby joined in too
There once was a lady called Lou
who went on a trip to the zoo
she undid the zippo
of a randy old hippo
and ended up rather askew
Brilliant
3 in 1, fun to read! I'll add a gross one:
There once was a lady called Lou
Who went on a trip to the zoo
The lion got out
She screamed "I have Gout!"
Gave her toe for the lion to chew!
Love it - I think we might have a stream going here .
Yes this is fun!
There once was a lady called Lou
Who went on a trip to the zoo
The lion got out
She screamed "I’ve got Gout!"
And the lion thought ‘That’s good to chew’
(After number three, before all the zoophilia set in:) 😜
A formidable lady was Lou
Managed to terrorise all she knew.
Bless her cotton socks
She looked good in her box
Which really nobody came to view.
I can see this going places - so many in one posting.
lol
love this whole page
thanks Michael
what comfort and escape, Art
can gift us
The world of escapism but also the world where we come together - long live art in all its forms.
ha ha Love em all.......... that young lady has a lot to answer for - - great stuff.
She must be Loopy Lou. lol
🤣😂🤣🤪 My sister name is Cindy Lou,her hubby calls her Lou. They’re going to love these. Cheers 🍻🕊🌞
Does she love zoos 😊😊
Very well and witty! Love these variations and I'd say they're all great in their own right. Amazing!
Well I was not expecting to get lost in so many souls having fun, what a beautiful read of the ripple that was created by you!
Laughing is the best cure that you can't stay away from.
Thank you my friend, great stuff!
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