There once was a lady from Fife
who led an embittered life
till dear hubby Rob
put cream on his knob
with results that soon ended her strife
And out came the dettol the rags and the wash mops
when into the loo went bladder-full Cyclops
for such was his fate
he couldn’t see straight
as he plastered the floor with his plentiful peedrops
She dated a chap called Fred Bunn
and looked forward to having some fun
they went to the park
when out of the dark
along came his wife with a gun.
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Michael Edwards (
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More good ones Michael.
Andy
The passion he felt in his heart
one could see well expressed in his art
his pictures were abstract
like his cow in a cat-flap
and his opticians rorschach eye-chat
his spectacles you could say were bizarre
above both his ears were crowbars
on the bridge of his nose
was a rat decomposed
his lenses - a pair of jamjars
in the finest artistic tradition
came the day of his first exhibition
where a social cross section
approved his collection
he wished now he'd charged them admission
Super - love No3.
Good writes M. lol.
Cheers O
So multi disciplined, Michael: L’s one and three – Relationship[ councellor extraordinaire: L2 – incontinence advisor.
Cross discipline, I know, but one has to diversify in these uncertain times.
Your artworks …complexity rulez. Great.
Incontinence indeed - large prostate rules in this stream.
Very entertaining
Ta muchly Garry
Good ones,thanks
Cheers Dean.
Wow very "vivid" limericks you got 😅. The first one was killer! Great job!
Thanks for the look in and kind comments Rocky.
Some of these are quite hilarious, I really liked the last one! These are all great!
Cheers Christina.
Holly gun, they are brilliant.
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