A zoo keeper known as Vince,
an easy young man to convince,
heard a lion plea:
‘Please help me break free’
so he did and he’s not been seen since.
There was a young lady called Mary
who thought that she was a fairy
so she went on the swings
and flapped her wings
and she fell like a dead canary.
There was an old man called Ernie Shed
who stayed one day in his beddy, bed, bed
It was not by design
that he lay there supine
for poor Ernie Shed was deady, dead, dead.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Trying to catch up with limericks posted by way of comments earlier.
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Good ones.take care
👍🏼👍🏼
Good writes M. lol.
There was a young lady, Miss Berles.....
What next?!
A poet known to all as Miss Berles
who you’ll discover as the story unfurls
did cannily invest
in a very large chest
where she kept a large library of syllables.
Oh lol, good write M.
Ha ha - you crease me up with every line of these clever limericks - - I am more than useless at humour and love em to bits................
I'll keep 'em coming Fay - so pleased they give you a smile.
Love those, especially number one which made me laugh out loud - thank you.
Theres not much to see at our zoo
just a tired monkey and worn out gnu
there used to be plenty
where there's cages now empty
oh and a cat who refuses to mew
Thanks for always making it such fun - always love our exchange in the comments.
Good and funny limericks, I really enjoyed them all! 🙂
Good ones Michael.
Andy
So enjoyable to read your clever and funny limericks. Inspiring me to think up a few too.
you must join in the exchange when i post the next batch - thanks Rozina
Lord. That last one was quite the turn of events. Poor Ernie. No but in all seriousness this was great!
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