A baker called Moody Meg Flynn
Committed an unpardonable sin
When she started to welter
her kind hearted helper
With an un-floured rolling pin
While seeking a life soothing chakra
he damaged a low hanging knacker
and when wailing in pain
He did it again
and he’s now got no use for Viagra.
Belief in the bible is due for review
So here’s a thought which I pass to you:
It’s really quite tribal
To rely on the bible
To use as proof that the bible is true.
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Author:
Michael Edwards (
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Good one Michael, especially the third one - so true.
Andy
Fido's saving me from a swoon on the second one! lol.
Good berles there M.
110 had me in fits on the second line. I love them all.
Finally he'd realised
and it came as such a surprise
for he gained so much joy
from his newfound toy
which dangled between his thighs
For a while he thought he'd been bested
After all that time he'd invested
on close examination
his sole exclamation
indeed she was quite double chested
At once he became quite lovelorn
a new fascination was born
he discovered that boobs
could be viewed on the tube
now he spends everyday watching porn
I can always rely on you dusk to come up with a great response To muchly.
three of the bloomin very best sir ..
oh' & I love the artwork pinned to the top bit of this particular page .. N
Our local Art club posts a challenge for members every month. This month it was 'Insects' - well I couldn't resist could I ./
Fantastic, Michael.
Love every one of them.
Thanks Jerry - a bit of fun.
I liked all 3 great ones.
Thanks Roxina
If it keeps me out of jail, the bible is my aliba.
I wonder if the Bible is in the fiction or non-fiction library shelves. Thanks Paul.
Okay that last one was glorious. They're all spectacular though, thanks as always!
Do appreciate your visits - thanks Rocky.
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