What I Call Shopping.

I parked the car in the car park,

The car park of the shop.

Into it I went,

The guy behind the counter said “Hi,

How can I help you?”

“I want a case of The guv’ner

And a case of The Reisling please”.

The guv’ner is my favourite,

And the Reisling the Mrs favourite.

To the counter he brought them,

I paid for them,

Out to the car he took them,

Put them in the boot.

“Thanks very much” I said,

“Have a good day.” He said.

And off I drove to home.

It was such a fast shop,

It must have been less than five minutes

From parking the car

Getting the wine

And then driving off.

Now that is what I call shopping.

CHEERS!