LIMERICKS 16, 17 & 18.

Michael Edwards

LIMERICKS 16, 17, & 18.

 

There was an old man called Bowes

who sported a most monstrous nose.

Twas as well for him

that it covered each limb

for he couldn’t afford any clothes.

 

Michael Edwards © March 1987

 

 

There was a young Knight from Nottingham

whose pyjama chords had a knot in them.

His fair lady said:

‘Before you come to bed

you must unknot the knot that you’ve got in them’.

 

Michael Edwards © March 1987

 

 

 

A ferryman from Traillee

charged his clients a profitable fee.

But a wave swept away

his wallet one day

and his cash flow is now all at sea.

 

Michael Edwards © March 1987

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 4th, 2017 02:07
  • Comment from author about the poem: The Nottingham one is my favourite of all my limericks - hope they give you a smile. Plus another abstract. Category: humour without a 'u'.
  • Category: Humor
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  • Philip

    Thanks Michael. They made me smile. Phil.G

    • Michael Edwards

      Thanks Phillip - can't beat a smile.

    • WriteBeLight

      Great work Michael on both accounts once more! 🙂

      • Michael Edwards

        On both accounts? - better keep my hand on my wallet 🙂

      • Tony36

        Loved them all made me laugh

      • willyweed

        you paint a pretty picture and tell funny poems loved it all the whole shabang! ww

      • BRIAN & ANGELA

        Thanks MICHAEL ~ There is a Moral in each one !. Don't massage your nose ~ it grows (and glows) ! 2. If in bed you would laze don't knot you're PJ's 3. Always keep your hand on your wallet & watch _ spectacles & testackles ~ OK Thanks for sharing ~ BRIAN

        • Michael Edwards

          Great Brian - you've given me a good laugh - think I may have mislaid my testackles though - they must be hanging around here somewhere.

        • Goldfinch60

          Good fun writes.

          • Michael Edwards

            I am inclined towards a rather saucy sense of humour but have kept in check in my limericks.

            • Goldfinch60

              It is not easy to not be saucy in limericks, they lend themselves so easily towards it.

            • Augustus

              Ear to ear. Nice.

              • Michael Edwards

                Thanks Augustus - ear to ear - now there's another limerick there somewhere - thinking cap on...!

              • MendedFences27

                On the limericks - humorous as always, and I agree on Nottingham.
                On the artwork - I swear I see dolphins swimming. Phil A.

                • Michael Edwards

                  Thanks Phil
                  Could be dolphins or whatever you want to interpret it as - that's the joy of abstracts - you are not shackled by images and can just paint how the mood takes you.



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