An Arachnid Alarm....

P.H.Rose

An Arachnid Alarm....


Last night I had dream whilst tucked up in my bed,
I dreamt that a spider had made a home on my head . She'd spun a silky web,tangled deep in my hair,
not sure how may flies, she'd thought to catch in this lair.
I woke with a start and jumped out to the floor,
Hitting my skull with both hands, as I made for my bathroom door.
Looking in the mirror, I checked for the arachnids silk line,
At that point I felt stupid, remembering it was just a dreamtime.
But returning to my bed,
Combing my fingers through my hair,
My wife said get to sleep, it's bloody late to be fair.
Not just angry from being awakened and put in a rage,
But in her dream she was on an island, with de caprio and Nicolas cage.

  • Author: P.H.Rose (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 5th, 2017 11:50
  • Comment from author about the poem: Woke up from a dream the Other night. It was that Realistic I actually thought A spider had made a home On my head..... Trouble was I woke my wife Up and she wasn't best pleased Apparently her, de caprio and Nicolas cage were on an island She wouldn't say what the three Of them were doing on that Island but needless to say She was very cross being Woke up.... Great she has two film stars And I get a spider... story of my life... ha ha..
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  • Jesse Kuusemets

    haha, loved to read it, this made me laugh 😀 Thank you!

    • P.H.Rose

      Thanks Jesse
      My absolute pleasure

    • willyweed

      funny story PH I think the misses had the better dream. ww

      • P.H.Rose

        Ha ha... thanks

      • Michael Edwards

        Love the storey - gave me a big grin.

        • P.H.Rose

          Thank you Micheal
          It's weird what we
          Dream sometimes

        • Garry

          Good story, nicely put together.

          • P.H.Rose

            Thank you Gary

          • BRIAN & ANGELA

            HI PHR ~ THERE IS NOTHING FAIR ~ IN LOVE & WAR ! The same applies to dreams only more so ~ I can be burning at the stake ~ while my partner is basking in Glory as a Hollywood Starlet. They say we dream about ~what we re thinking about ~ before we go to sleep. I can agree with that ~ AMEN ~ BRIAN

            • P.H.Rose

              Absolutely spot on
              Brian..... thanks

            • rrodriguez

              I grin as I read it... clever and cute... but be careful not to interrupt her dreams again...

              • P.H.Rose

                Thank you RR
                I most certainly
                Will not.... I can always
                Tell when she's
                Having a nice one,
                She sleeps with a smile..

              • Goldfinch60

                Good fun write. I hope your wife has forgiven you.

                • P.H.Rose

                  Ha ha... thank you
                  GF60... as they say
                  " it's just a dream "



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