ONE SIZE FITS ALL ~ MEN accept this because for MEN size doesn't matter
LOOSE TIGHTS ~ Do you really want to look like Nora Batty*
TIGHT SLACKS ~ OK if the END justifies the JEANS as in BRAZIL !
SMART CASUAL ~ Means you can wear ANYTHING or NOTHING
HEALTHY TAN ~ You'll look Healthy in your COFFIN !
LONG SHORTS / SHORT LONGS ~ Either way thy look RIDICULOUS
DESIGNER JEANS ~ Defeats the object of JEANS ~ to look Down & Out !
COMFORTABLE HIGH HEELS ~ That's why I stopped being a Drag Queen !
UNDETECTABLE TOUPE ~ IMPOSSIBLE same as REAL FALSE TEETH !
JOLIE LAIDE (PRETTY UGLY !) ~ French Term for PLAIN but ATTRACTIVE
Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love to ALL ~ BRIAN XOXOX
An OXYMORON is a term used to describe a statement composed of two
contradictory terms such as GREAT BRITAIN ~ SAFE SEX ~ DEVOUT
ATHEIST ~ GLORIOUS DEFEAT etc Todays are all related to FASHION !
*NORA BATTY a character in UK Soap ~ Who wore wrinkled stockings !
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You forgot 'Military Intelligence'!
Great writing, loved it!
YUP FRED ~ Like Honest Politician etc ~ A great linguistic MINEFIELD ~ Thanks for your comment ~ BRIAN
Brilliant assessment of the ridiculous meanings of contradictory terms - another little gem Brian.
Thanks FAY ~ as a Tutor I like to both educate & amuse ! Thanks for your commendation ~ BRIAN
Great funloads - great use of oxymorons they can annoy as much as tautologies, Not sure I agree that devout atheist is an oxymoron but heigh ho - depends on opinion I guess.
Thanks MICHAEL ~ I guess DEVOUT ATHEIST is in the same spiritual Genre as LIBERAL CHRISTIAN or LAPSED CATHOLIC ! and CYBER SEX is very safe and 100% Pregnancy Free (so far !). I will be posting more and I value you comment. Yours BRIAN
Good fun write.
FUNNY INDEED ~ but these are everyday expressions in the MORONIC world in which we are obliged to live "No MAN is an ISLAND !" Yours BRIAN
Good oxy-wotsits Brian!
Well STEVE You know that a cup of hot OXO is good for you ! I was what gave PICASSO hi inspiration in his CUBIC PERIOD ! BRIAN
Great job on these! Healthy tan is a good one! Lots of great oxymorons that I've never heard of before. Awesome! LOL Hugs-Christina
Thanks CHRIS ~ pleased you enjoyed it ! We use them more n the UK ~ I have seen tinned SALMON ~ described as FRESH CANNED SALMON and of course I can't send you an UNEMOTIONAL CUDDLE ~ so I'm sending You a BROTHERLY one ~ OK BRIAN.
Awesome funny. I like the drag queen thought. Very funny indeed.
Obrigado IRMA Malu ~ Like all Men I find it hard to walk in Ladies Shoes (you all work so so hard !) especially high heels. I love to play Feminine Roles in Plays & Pantomimes ~ but only glamorous Ladies ~ I like the feel of SILK ! Teu IRMAO / IRMA BRIAN / BRYONY XOXOX
It's been awhile since i've been on here and this is a great welcome back to read! nicely done! hahah
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