The Kids They 'Phone.

Goldfinch60

The kids, they ‘phone occasionally,

So on the ‘phone we answer thus:

 

If you are one of our children

And are asking for some money,

Will you please press one.

 

If you are one of our children

Asking for some help or advice

Will you please press two.

 

If you are one of our children

Asking about our health or wellbeing,

Please ensure

That you have dialled the correct number.

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 2nd, 2018 02:41
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
  • Users favorite of this poem: Laura🌻
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Comments7

  • Lorna

    How funny and original Goldfinch! What a laugh............

    • Goldfinch60

      Thank Lorna, just a bit of fun (They do 'phone us to ask how we are)

    • orchidee

      Good write Gold.

    • Michael Edwards

      Ah love it - gave me a great smile - might put something similar on mine.

    • BRIAN & ANGELA

      Great POEM ! I will remember those Ripostes for when I have CHILDREN of my own. I would add another ~ If you are not one of my Children ~ could YOU please send ME some MONEY ! Loved it BRIAN

    • Laura🌻

      Gold,
      One of the best and very entertaining postings of the day! It made me laugh so loudly !🤣 I enjoyed it very much! I had to email it to my two children!

      ~Laura~

      • Goldfinch60

        So glad that you enjoyed Laura, just a bit of fun.

      • dusk arising

        Cute i like this.

      • Leisa Niamh

        Very funny and so true! Sounds just like what I can imagine my Mum and Dad thinking and probably what I will think when my daughter grows up!



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