The kids, they ‘phone occasionally,
So on the ‘phone we answer thus:
If you are one of our children
And are asking for some money,
Will you please press one.
If you are one of our children
Asking for some help or advice
Will you please press two.
If you are one of our children
Asking about our health or wellbeing,
Please ensure
That you have dialled the correct number.
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Online) - Published: March 2nd, 2018 02:41
- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 27
- Users favorite of this poem: Laura🌻
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Comments7
How funny and original Goldfinch! What a laugh............
Thank Lorna, just a bit of fun (They do 'phone us to ask how we are)
Good write Gold.
Thanks Orchi.
Ah love it - gave me a great smile - might put something similar on mine.
Cheers Michael.
Great POEM ! I will remember those Ripostes for when I have CHILDREN of my own. I would add another ~ If you are not one of my Children ~ could YOU please send ME some MONEY ! Loved it BRIAN
They are great fun.
Gold,
One of the best and very entertaining postings of the day! It made me laugh so loudly !🤣 I enjoyed it very much! I had to email it to my two children!
~Laura~
So glad that you enjoyed Laura, just a bit of fun.
Cute i like this.
Cheers da.
Very funny and so true! Sounds just like what I can imagine my Mum and Dad thinking and probably what I will think when my daughter grows up!
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