Woof!
I'm a 'watchdog'!
Checking any poems
That may need to be ticked 18+
But forgot to do so!
I'll tell ya orf!
Or is that my 'excuse' to read them?
I mean - the ones with F... B.... and stuff in 'em
Or swoony stuff!
C'mon now, I need not give ya examples!
I shall only swoon again
Calling them to mind
Woof, woof!
I'm a 'watchdog'
Or barking mad
Or both!
Any watchdogs around in 1066
At Battle Of Hastings?
I was there, ya know
So was some of you!
Put that sherry down now Orchi!
The only F and B you need to know
Is Free Bed and Breakfast!
Tee Hee
Is 'Tee Hee' a bit saucy?
Does it need an 18+?
Does it hint at anything swoony
Cos it's different to 'Hee Hee'?
I'll go back to sleep now...
Who rattled my cage?
Why did I bother to get out of bed?!
(O let Orchi be
He means well
Bit eccentric, that's all!)
WOOF!!!!
LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Nuttiness abounds - a mad interlude!
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A sherried woof of a write - and not a penguin in sight. Is someone losing the plot Orchi? Was there ever a plot?
I'm strict, ya know! oohh. If I spots a poem that should be marked 18+ and isn't, I will torture them with me feather duster - then make me self swoon again! Aww, why do they say 'Yes please - the feather duster! lol.
At last a touch of normality from you Orchi, back in the day the hymn poems were rarer than hens teeth.
Bark on young man bark on.
Thanks Gold. lol.
Thanks STEVE ~ I always contend that ALL DOGS are BARKING and you video confirms it ! I like CATS and I am like a CAT ! We don't perform to order but only when the occasion merits it ~ and the price is right ! Your BRIAN Felinophile !
Thanks Brian. heehee.
Lol,lol. You are a character. Too many cups or just a larger than normal? Lol
Thanks Heart. Yes, cups of sherry! I tried a tot of some 1856 whisky. It blew me head off!
Is this the final version or just a woof draft... I am afraid a lot of my scribbles fall into the 18+ or mature category.. crazy tho it seems given the access to goodness knows what is available to anyone out there... an enjoyable, amusing and maybe, necessary write..
Ohh it\'s from a daft inspiration! The dog is not 18+ years old, but he barks at anything that should be marked 18+ and isn't! I forgot I write this 'rubbish'! lol.
I will bare that in mind.. keep your eyes open
Just say *&^%$£()&!! (me ears are burning) and Fido (name of me dog) will bark like mad! lol.
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