Comments received on poems by Michael Edwards



LIMERICK 87
orchidee said:

That\'s a sight for swooning! lol.
Yes, always best to check first. Loo rolls are not always in dispensers. Most embarrassing! Good write and pic M.
Miss Berles syllable cupboard empty?

February 22nd, 2022 03:06

LIMERICK 86
Paul Bell said:

Obviously related to me when I balanced the tin on top of the door for convenience. The rest is history.

February 19th, 2022 05:45

LIMERICK 86
Goldfinch60 said:

I hope it was your paint that you swallowed as we would then see some amazing masterpieces, not that yours aren’t masterpieces anyway Michael.

Andy

February 19th, 2022 01:37

LIMERICK 86
Rozina said:

Hmm wet pain complaint. I think the main symptom is a faint. But a miracle cure can be performed by a saint. Another fun limerick.

February 18th, 2022 09:07

LIMERICK 86
L. B. Mek said:

lol
\'careful what you wish for\'
(just love your work Michael
and your choice to gift the world
smiles, born of realism\'s wry wit)
thank you!

February 18th, 2022 06:35

LIMERICK 86
orchidee said:

Good write and pic M.
Did he watch it dry? Was that the highlight of his day?! lol.

February 18th, 2022 03:16

LIMERICK 85
Goldfinch60 said:

True words Michael.

Andy

February 18th, 2022 01:40

LIMERICK 85
Rocky Lagou said:

Nice limerick. I\'m also stunned by your painting abilities. Truly something so beautiful. I love the watercolor feel to it. Nice job! 💖

February 17th, 2022 13:22

LIMERICK 84
Paul Bell said:

Ah, Billy, my lad, you had it all.
Now it\'s back in the closet with Lilly\'s smalls.


February 17th, 2022 12:50

LIMERICK 85
Laura🌻 said:

Michael,

I enjoyed reading your limerick…
and I love your painting. Seeing and reading your work along with your correspondence always makes me smile.☺️

Love to Jeanne.💖

Laura 🌻

February 17th, 2022 12:25

LIMERICK 85
dusk arising said:

Time and again
they say \'insane\'
they just cant see
that life for me
is just a game

it\'s not that i\'m a sly old fox
my brain it ticks - others tok
they struggle to win
I just smile within
thinking you see - outside the box

great limerick M.E.

February 17th, 2022 05:27

LIMERICK 85
L. B. Mek said:

calling people crazy
not really such a mindless action
post COVID,
we all flew too close, to That Sun
for us to act all, ignorant
lol
a good read, thanks for sharing Michael

February 17th, 2022 05:20

LIMERICK 85
orchidee said:

Good write and pic M.
Is Miss Berles brain full of syllables?
You been round my way? Your pics often remind me of local, or fairly local, scenes!

February 17th, 2022 03:21

LIMERICK 84
Jerry Reynolds said:

Michael, Michael I must say
so much fun on Valentine day.

February 14th, 2022 17:36

LIMERICK 84
L. B. Mek said:

a lot of lads, from up north
won\'t understand, the \'oddity\'
at all... lol
thanks Michael, a fun read

February 14th, 2022 05:39

LIMERICK 84
orchidee said:

Oh lol, good write and pic M.
You know Limmer Rick? An unusual first name.

February 14th, 2022 04:01

LIMERICK 84
Goldfinch60 said:

Thank you so much for my first laugh of the day Michael, I am still laughing!

Andy

February 14th, 2022 01:56

LIMERICK 84
dusk arising said:

she knew him to be intellectual
and sexually quite ineffectual
but wasn\'t prepared
when everythings bared
to find he\'s become a transsexual

You hum it.... i\'ll follow...

February 14th, 2022 01:50

LIMERICK 84
Rozina said:

Hehe what an odd lad/lass! Love your limericks.

February 14th, 2022 01:44

LIMERICK 83
Goldfinch60 said:

That fluff can be so disheartening on any needle Michael.
Very good limerick and artwork.

Andy

February 14th, 2022 01:41

LIMERICK 83
Jerry Reynolds said:

Good, write good art, Michael.


February 13th, 2022 18:01

LIMERICK 83
dusk arising said:

The antidote to fellatio... fluff on his needle.

Such a boon to round off his dates
he played her scratchy old seventy eights
but His Masters Voice
wasn\'t quite her choice
nor was ending up washing plates

His neighbors complained tat and tittle
were they upset - quite a little
but a soluton was found
when they each called around
and sat on something quite brittle

all his neighbors\' whinges and moans
had upset poor Fred\'s gallstones
so now in his lobby
his entertaining new hobby
is to blast on his new sousaphone

I\'m loving your limericks, todays is an absolute cracker

February 13th, 2022 09:25

LIMERICK 83
orchidee said:

Good write and pic M. lol.

February 13th, 2022 03:04

LIMERICK 81
dusk arising said:

His energetic son, name of Murray
Did his farming tasks in a hurry
for he\'d started to pillage
a girl in the village
but fell flat on his face in the slurry

all was seen by old wise cockrell Benny
As he dismounted a hen name of Jenny
he casually strolled
looking everso bold
and on Murray\'s head spent a penny

Murray was not pleased at all
with a cock peeing over his fall
with deftness of hand
he siezed Benny\'s gland
and snipped away both of his balls.

cock a doodle doo was no longer heard
to waken the Hereford herd
whilst down in the kahzee
old Cuddy turned nasty
and said \'Murray son you\'re a turd\'

Look... you started this M.E. I\'m just blindly following your lead.


February 11th, 2022 05:41

LIMERICK 81
L. B. Mek said:

old big nose again, lol
no idea why
but Clarkson (ex top gear fella) and his recent antics
came to mind when reading these words..
thank for sharing Michael
(hope you and your treasured one
have a memorable weekend, my friend
as always, I\'m keeping my fingers tightly crossed
and hoping life gifts you both
normalcy\'s, tranquil best)

February 11th, 2022 05:31

LIMERICK 81
Fay Slimm. said:

A first chuckle of my day Mike due to your limerick as I gaze at your wonderful painting. Thanks for sharing them both.

February 11th, 2022 03:56

LIMERICK 81
Rozina said:

Another good one. Admiring your artwork too.

February 11th, 2022 03:35

LIMERICK 81
orchidee said:

Oh lol, good write and pic M.
There was a young lady named Berles....
What\'s next?
You know Lim R. Rick. He puts his surname first. His name is Rick R. Lim.

February 11th, 2022 03:28

LIMERICK 81
Goldfinch60 said:

Good one Michael and a wonderful artwork.

Andy

February 11th, 2022 01:43

LIMERICK 80
Fay Slimm. said:

Haha - - just as I expected you have such a wit with your limericks my friend - glad I did not miss this smile at the end of my day - and oh my - -what a watercolour - simply amazing.

February 10th, 2022 17:21



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