Comments received on poems by Michael Edwards
LIMERICK 81
dusk arising said:
His energetic son, name of Murray
Did his farming tasks in a hurry
for he\'d started to pillage
a girl in the village
but fell flat on his face in the slurry
all was seen by old wise cockrell Benny
As he dismounted a hen name of Jenny
he casually strolled
looking everso bold
and on Murray\'s head spent a penny
Murray was not pleased at all
with a cock peeing over his fall
with deftness of hand
he siezed Benny\'s gland
and snipped away both of his balls.
cock a doodle doo was no longer heard
to waken the Hereford herd
whilst down in the kahzee
old Cuddy turned nasty
and said \'Murray son you\'re a turd\'
Look... you started this M.E. I\'m just blindly following your lead.
February 11th, 2022 05:41
dusk arising said:
His energetic son, name of Murray
Did his farming tasks in a hurry
for he\'d started to pillage
a girl in the village
but fell flat on his face in the slurry
all was seen by old wise cockrell Benny
As he dismounted a hen name of Jenny
he casually strolled
looking everso bold
and on Murray\'s head spent a penny
Murray was not pleased at all
with a cock peeing over his fall
with deftness of hand
he siezed Benny\'s gland
and snipped away both of his balls.
cock a doodle doo was no longer heard
to waken the Hereford herd
whilst down in the kahzee
old Cuddy turned nasty
and said \'Murray son you\'re a turd\'
Look... you started this M.E. I\'m just blindly following your lead.
February 11th, 2022 05:41
LIMERICK 81
L. B. Mek said:
old big nose again, lol
no idea why
but Clarkson (ex top gear fella) and his recent antics
came to mind when reading these words..
thank for sharing Michael
(hope you and your treasured one
have a memorable weekend, my friend
as always, I\'m keeping my fingers tightly crossed
and hoping life gifts you both
normalcy\'s, tranquil best)
February 11th, 2022 05:31
L. B. Mek said:
old big nose again, lol
no idea why
but Clarkson (ex top gear fella) and his recent antics
came to mind when reading these words..
thank for sharing Michael
(hope you and your treasured one
have a memorable weekend, my friend
as always, I\'m keeping my fingers tightly crossed
and hoping life gifts you both
normalcy\'s, tranquil best)
February 11th, 2022 05:31
LIMERICK 81
Fay Slimm. said:
A first chuckle of my day Mike due to your limerick as I gaze at your wonderful painting. Thanks for sharing them both.
February 11th, 2022 03:56
Fay Slimm. said:
A first chuckle of my day Mike due to your limerick as I gaze at your wonderful painting. Thanks for sharing them both.
February 11th, 2022 03:56
LIMERICK 81
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good write and pic M.
There was a young lady named Berles....
What\'s next?
You know Lim R. Rick. He puts his surname first. His name is Rick R. Lim.
February 11th, 2022 03:28
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good write and pic M.
There was a young lady named Berles....
What\'s next?
You know Lim R. Rick. He puts his surname first. His name is Rick R. Lim.
February 11th, 2022 03:28
LIMERICK 81
Goldfinch60 said:
Good one Michael and a wonderful artwork.
Andy
February 11th, 2022 01:43
Goldfinch60 said:
Good one Michael and a wonderful artwork.
Andy
February 11th, 2022 01:43
LIMERICK 80
Fay Slimm. said:
Haha - - just as I expected you have such a wit with your limericks my friend - glad I did not miss this smile at the end of my day - and oh my - -what a watercolour - simply amazing.
February 10th, 2022 17:21
Fay Slimm. said:
Haha - - just as I expected you have such a wit with your limericks my friend - glad I did not miss this smile at the end of my day - and oh my - -what a watercolour - simply amazing.
February 10th, 2022 17:21
LIMERICK 80
Goldfinch60 said:
Super limerick Michael.
Great art as well.
Andy
February 10th, 2022 02:16
Goldfinch60 said:
Super limerick Michael.
Great art as well.
Andy
February 10th, 2022 02:16
LIMERICK 80
Paul Bell said:
Some guy in Nantucket, opened his window to the words, fuck it, I\'m going to shoot that dirty bastard, Will Pluckett.
February 9th, 2022 11:45
Paul Bell said:
Some guy in Nantucket, opened his window to the words, fuck it, I\'m going to shoot that dirty bastard, Will Pluckett.
February 9th, 2022 11:45
LIMERICK 80
Laura🌻 said:
Michael,
I’m glad I don’t live in Nantucket.😂 ☔️
My first laugh of the day.
Thank you for sharing, my friend. Give my love to Jeanne .😘
Laura🌻
February 9th, 2022 11:33
Laura🌻 said:
Michael,
I’m glad I don’t live in Nantucket.😂 ☔️
My first laugh of the day.
Thank you for sharing, my friend. Give my love to Jeanne .😘
Laura🌻
February 9th, 2022 11:33
LIMERICK 80
orchidee said:
Oh lol. good write and pic M.
You know Stan Berles as well as Stan Pluckett?
February 9th, 2022 07:50
orchidee said:
Oh lol. good write and pic M.
You know Stan Berles as well as Stan Pluckett?
February 9th, 2022 07:50
LIMERICK 80
Rozina said:
It’s raining cats and dogs right now but I don’t think it’s Stan’s wee! Looked for the bucket in your lovely artwork.
February 9th, 2022 05:13
Rozina said:
It’s raining cats and dogs right now but I don’t think it’s Stan’s wee! Looked for the bucket in your lovely artwork.
February 9th, 2022 05:13
LIMERICK 80
dusk arising said:
This ain\'t that rain from Spain
It don\'t take a powerful brian
cos it stinks like piss
has a certain \'hiss\'
I hope they don\'t pull the chain.
February 9th, 2022 04:16
dusk arising said:
This ain\'t that rain from Spain
It don\'t take a powerful brian
cos it stinks like piss
has a certain \'hiss\'
I hope they don\'t pull the chain.
February 9th, 2022 04:16
LIMERICK 79
Lorna said:
Lighthearted in spite of it all.... beautiful landscape Michael - hope your wife is well
February 8th, 2022 14:44
Lorna said:
Lighthearted in spite of it all.... beautiful landscape Michael - hope your wife is well
February 8th, 2022 14:44
LIMERICK 79
L. B. Mek said:
lmao!
this made my morning Michael..
loved the painting as well, so clean
brush strokes, like poetry
so effortlessly accessible
just a joy, thank you!
February 8th, 2022 06:39
L. B. Mek said:
lmao!
this made my morning Michael..
loved the painting as well, so clean
brush strokes, like poetry
so effortlessly accessible
just a joy, thank you!
February 8th, 2022 06:39
LIMERICK 79
dusk arising said:
He aspired to become an MP
which he achieved with the greatest of glee
bereft of all malice
he was called to the palace
before her majestyhe took to his knee
His knighthood really made Sir Paul
The finest Lord of them all
resplendent in ermine
commoners were now vermin
mere servants at his beck and call
I can\'t resist joining in with your limericks. Nice one.
February 8th, 2022 05:47
dusk arising said:
He aspired to become an MP
which he achieved with the greatest of glee
bereft of all malice
he was called to the palace
before her majestyhe took to his knee
His knighthood really made Sir Paul
The finest Lord of them all
resplendent in ermine
commoners were now vermin
mere servants at his beck and call
I can\'t resist joining in with your limericks. Nice one.
February 8th, 2022 05:47
LIMERICK 79
Doggerel Dave said:
I\'m voting with orchi - again! Dunno what\'s happening here...
Orchi - you are exhibiting the wisdom of age, not something every ancient manages. Bless you (a secular blessing of course 😊)
February 8th, 2022 03:21
Doggerel Dave said:
I\'m voting with orchi - again! Dunno what\'s happening here...
Orchi - you are exhibiting the wisdom of age, not something every ancient manages. Bless you (a secular blessing of course 😊)
February 8th, 2022 03:21
LIMERICK 79
orchidee said:
I see this from this angle - Is it wrong, even scandalous, that many still don\'t know of benefits they can claim? There\'s \'heat or eat\' for example, and not just elderly people.
Also, not only homeless people have the need to use Food Banks.
Miss Berles claimed all the entitlement of sylla-berles for us?
February 8th, 2022 02:46
orchidee said:
I see this from this angle - Is it wrong, even scandalous, that many still don\'t know of benefits they can claim? There\'s \'heat or eat\' for example, and not just elderly people.
Also, not only homeless people have the need to use Food Banks.
Miss Berles claimed all the entitlement of sylla-berles for us?
February 8th, 2022 02:46
LIMERICK 79
Goldfinch60 said:
Thank you Michael my first laugh of the day, fabulous las line.
Andy
February 8th, 2022 02:44
Goldfinch60 said:
Thank you Michael my first laugh of the day, fabulous las line.
Andy
February 8th, 2022 02:44
A PAIR OF PEARS (A HAIRY PAIR)
Doggerel Dave said:
My entry to this competition is: a pair of coconuts (outer husk removed).
Prize to be sent by international courier;
May be left unattended on front porch table.
Thanking you in advance, Michael.
February 5th, 2022 03:36
Doggerel Dave said:
My entry to this competition is: a pair of coconuts (outer husk removed).
Prize to be sent by international courier;
May be left unattended on front porch table.
Thanking you in advance, Michael.
February 5th, 2022 03:36
A PAIR OF PEARS (A HAIRY PAIR)
orchidee said:
Fido says it\'s strictly about a pair of pears - the fruit variety! lol. He said that to save me from a swoon.
February 5th, 2022 03:15
orchidee said:
Fido says it\'s strictly about a pair of pears - the fruit variety! lol. He said that to save me from a swoon.
February 5th, 2022 03:15
A PAIR OF PEARS (A HAIRY PAIR)
Goldfinch60 said:
Thank you Michael, my first laugh of the day. May there be many sounds of laughter in yours.
Andy
February 5th, 2022 01:39
Goldfinch60 said:
Thank you Michael, my first laugh of the day. May there be many sounds of laughter in yours.
Andy
February 5th, 2022 01:39
SHE STANDS ALONE
Doggerel Dave said:
I think that might be poetry....even I, not a great lover of depictions of nature in words, appreciated this. Picture a perfect complement. Thanks Michael.
February 2nd, 2022 19:44
Doggerel Dave said:
I think that might be poetry....even I, not a great lover of depictions of nature in words, appreciated this. Picture a perfect complement. Thanks Michael.
February 2nd, 2022 19:44
SHE STANDS ALONE
Neville said:
There aint a single thing not to like about this page sir Michael ... N
February 2nd, 2022 04:38
Neville said:
There aint a single thing not to like about this page sir Michael ... N
February 2nd, 2022 04:38
SHE STANDS ALONE
dusk arising said:
Oh for more poetic journeys such as this. Worth waiting for.
\"in thoroughfares of shredded light\" words of poetry only the visual artist would create.
Into my favourites.
February 2nd, 2022 04:11
dusk arising said:
Oh for more poetic journeys such as this. Worth waiting for.
\"in thoroughfares of shredded light\" words of poetry only the visual artist would create.
Into my favourites.
February 2nd, 2022 04:11
SHE STANDS ALONE
Rozina said:
Lovely description of nature and the painting too.
February 2nd, 2022 03:28
Rozina said:
Lovely description of nature and the painting too.
February 2nd, 2022 03:28
SHE STANDS ALONE
Goldfinch60 said:
Beautiful words Michael written by a true artist.
Andy
February 2nd, 2022 03:11
Goldfinch60 said:
Beautiful words Michael written by a true artist.
Andy
February 2nd, 2022 03:11
SHE STANDS ALONE
orchidee said:
A descriptive good write and pic M. You know Des Cryptshun?!
February 2nd, 2022 03:00
orchidee said:
A descriptive good write and pic M. You know Des Cryptshun?!
February 2nd, 2022 03:00
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