Comments received on poems by Michael Edwards
LIMERICK 84
L. B. Mek said:
a lot of lads, from up north
won\'t understand, the \'oddity\'
at all... lol
thanks Michael, a fun read
February 14th, 2022 05:39
L. B. Mek said:
a lot of lads, from up north
won\'t understand, the \'oddity\'
at all... lol
thanks Michael, a fun read
February 14th, 2022 05:39
LIMERICK 84
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good write and pic M.
You know Limmer Rick? An unusual first name.
February 14th, 2022 04:01
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good write and pic M.
You know Limmer Rick? An unusual first name.
February 14th, 2022 04:01
LIMERICK 84
Goldfinch60 said:
Thank you so much for my first laugh of the day Michael, I am still laughing!
Andy
February 14th, 2022 01:56
Goldfinch60 said:
Thank you so much for my first laugh of the day Michael, I am still laughing!
Andy
February 14th, 2022 01:56
LIMERICK 84
dusk arising said:
she knew him to be intellectual
and sexually quite ineffectual
but wasn\'t prepared
when everythings bared
to find he\'s become a transsexual
You hum it.... i\'ll follow...
February 14th, 2022 01:50
dusk arising said:
she knew him to be intellectual
and sexually quite ineffectual
but wasn\'t prepared
when everythings bared
to find he\'s become a transsexual
You hum it.... i\'ll follow...
February 14th, 2022 01:50
LIMERICK 83
Goldfinch60 said:
That fluff can be so disheartening on any needle Michael.
Very good limerick and artwork.
Andy
February 14th, 2022 01:41
Goldfinch60 said:
That fluff can be so disheartening on any needle Michael.
Very good limerick and artwork.
Andy
February 14th, 2022 01:41
LIMERICK 83
dusk arising said:
The antidote to fellatio... fluff on his needle.
Such a boon to round off his dates
he played her scratchy old seventy eights
but His Masters Voice
wasn\'t quite her choice
nor was ending up washing plates
His neighbors complained tat and tittle
were they upset - quite a little
but a soluton was found
when they each called around
and sat on something quite brittle
all his neighbors\' whinges and moans
had upset poor Fred\'s gallstones
so now in his lobby
his entertaining new hobby
is to blast on his new sousaphone
I\'m loving your limericks, todays is an absolute cracker
February 13th, 2022 09:25
dusk arising said:
The antidote to fellatio... fluff on his needle.
Such a boon to round off his dates
he played her scratchy old seventy eights
but His Masters Voice
wasn\'t quite her choice
nor was ending up washing plates
His neighbors complained tat and tittle
were they upset - quite a little
but a soluton was found
when they each called around
and sat on something quite brittle
all his neighbors\' whinges and moans
had upset poor Fred\'s gallstones
so now in his lobby
his entertaining new hobby
is to blast on his new sousaphone
I\'m loving your limericks, todays is an absolute cracker
February 13th, 2022 09:25
LIMERICK 81
dusk arising said:
His energetic son, name of Murray
Did his farming tasks in a hurry
for he\'d started to pillage
a girl in the village
but fell flat on his face in the slurry
all was seen by old wise cockrell Benny
As he dismounted a hen name of Jenny
he casually strolled
looking everso bold
and on Murray\'s head spent a penny
Murray was not pleased at all
with a cock peeing over his fall
with deftness of hand
he siezed Benny\'s gland
and snipped away both of his balls.
cock a doodle doo was no longer heard
to waken the Hereford herd
whilst down in the kahzee
old Cuddy turned nasty
and said \'Murray son you\'re a turd\'
Look... you started this M.E. I\'m just blindly following your lead.
February 11th, 2022 05:41
dusk arising said:
His energetic son, name of Murray
Did his farming tasks in a hurry
for he\'d started to pillage
a girl in the village
but fell flat on his face in the slurry
all was seen by old wise cockrell Benny
As he dismounted a hen name of Jenny
he casually strolled
looking everso bold
and on Murray\'s head spent a penny
Murray was not pleased at all
with a cock peeing over his fall
with deftness of hand
he siezed Benny\'s gland
and snipped away both of his balls.
cock a doodle doo was no longer heard
to waken the Hereford herd
whilst down in the kahzee
old Cuddy turned nasty
and said \'Murray son you\'re a turd\'
Look... you started this M.E. I\'m just blindly following your lead.
February 11th, 2022 05:41
LIMERICK 81
L. B. Mek said:
old big nose again, lol
no idea why
but Clarkson (ex top gear fella) and his recent antics
came to mind when reading these words..
thank for sharing Michael
(hope you and your treasured one
have a memorable weekend, my friend
as always, I\'m keeping my fingers tightly crossed
and hoping life gifts you both
normalcy\'s, tranquil best)
February 11th, 2022 05:31
L. B. Mek said:
old big nose again, lol
no idea why
but Clarkson (ex top gear fella) and his recent antics
came to mind when reading these words..
thank for sharing Michael
(hope you and your treasured one
have a memorable weekend, my friend
as always, I\'m keeping my fingers tightly crossed
and hoping life gifts you both
normalcy\'s, tranquil best)
February 11th, 2022 05:31
LIMERICK 81
Fay Slimm. said:
A first chuckle of my day Mike due to your limerick as I gaze at your wonderful painting. Thanks for sharing them both.
February 11th, 2022 03:56
Fay Slimm. said:
A first chuckle of my day Mike due to your limerick as I gaze at your wonderful painting. Thanks for sharing them both.
February 11th, 2022 03:56
LIMERICK 81
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good write and pic M.
There was a young lady named Berles....
What\'s next?
You know Lim R. Rick. He puts his surname first. His name is Rick R. Lim.
February 11th, 2022 03:28
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good write and pic M.
There was a young lady named Berles....
What\'s next?
You know Lim R. Rick. He puts his surname first. His name is Rick R. Lim.
February 11th, 2022 03:28
LIMERICK 81
Goldfinch60 said:
Good one Michael and a wonderful artwork.
Andy
February 11th, 2022 01:43
Goldfinch60 said:
Good one Michael and a wonderful artwork.
Andy
February 11th, 2022 01:43
LIMERICK 80
Fay Slimm. said:
Haha - - just as I expected you have such a wit with your limericks my friend - glad I did not miss this smile at the end of my day - and oh my - -what a watercolour - simply amazing.
February 10th, 2022 17:21
Fay Slimm. said:
Haha - - just as I expected you have such a wit with your limericks my friend - glad I did not miss this smile at the end of my day - and oh my - -what a watercolour - simply amazing.
February 10th, 2022 17:21
LIMERICK 80
Goldfinch60 said:
Super limerick Michael.
Great art as well.
Andy
February 10th, 2022 02:16
Goldfinch60 said:
Super limerick Michael.
Great art as well.
Andy
February 10th, 2022 02:16
LIMERICK 80
Paul Bell said:
Some guy in Nantucket, opened his window to the words, fuck it, I\'m going to shoot that dirty bastard, Will Pluckett.
February 9th, 2022 11:45
Paul Bell said:
Some guy in Nantucket, opened his window to the words, fuck it, I\'m going to shoot that dirty bastard, Will Pluckett.
February 9th, 2022 11:45
LIMERICK 80
Lauraš» said:
Michael,
Iām glad I donāt live in Nantucket.š āļø
My first laugh of the day.
Thank you for sharing, my friend. Give my love to Jeanne .š
Lauraš»
February 9th, 2022 11:33
Lauraš» said:
Michael,
Iām glad I donāt live in Nantucket.š āļø
My first laugh of the day.
Thank you for sharing, my friend. Give my love to Jeanne .š
Lauraš»
February 9th, 2022 11:33
LIMERICK 80
orchidee said:
Oh lol. good write and pic M.
You know Stan Berles as well as Stan Pluckett?
February 9th, 2022 07:50
orchidee said:
Oh lol. good write and pic M.
You know Stan Berles as well as Stan Pluckett?
February 9th, 2022 07:50
LIMERICK 80
Rozina said:
Itās raining cats and dogs right now but I donāt think itās Stanās wee! Looked for the bucket in your lovely artwork.
February 9th, 2022 05:13
Rozina said:
Itās raining cats and dogs right now but I donāt think itās Stanās wee! Looked for the bucket in your lovely artwork.
February 9th, 2022 05:13
LIMERICK 80
dusk arising said:
This ain\'t that rain from Spain
It don\'t take a powerful brian
cos it stinks like piss
has a certain \'hiss\'
I hope they don\'t pull the chain.
February 9th, 2022 04:16
dusk arising said:
This ain\'t that rain from Spain
It don\'t take a powerful brian
cos it stinks like piss
has a certain \'hiss\'
I hope they don\'t pull the chain.
February 9th, 2022 04:16
LIMERICK 79
Lorna said:
Lighthearted in spite of it all.... beautiful landscape Michael - hope your wife is well
February 8th, 2022 14:44
Lorna said:
Lighthearted in spite of it all.... beautiful landscape Michael - hope your wife is well
February 8th, 2022 14:44
LIMERICK 79
L. B. Mek said:
lmao!
this made my morning Michael..
loved the painting as well, so clean
brush strokes, like poetry
so effortlessly accessible
just a joy, thank you!
February 8th, 2022 06:39
L. B. Mek said:
lmao!
this made my morning Michael..
loved the painting as well, so clean
brush strokes, like poetry
so effortlessly accessible
just a joy, thank you!
February 8th, 2022 06:39
LIMERICK 79
dusk arising said:
He aspired to become an MP
which he achieved with the greatest of glee
bereft of all malice
he was called to the palace
before her majestyhe took to his knee
His knighthood really made Sir Paul
The finest Lord of them all
resplendent in ermine
commoners were now vermin
mere servants at his beck and call
I can\'t resist joining in with your limericks. Nice one.
February 8th, 2022 05:47
dusk arising said:
He aspired to become an MP
which he achieved with the greatest of glee
bereft of all malice
he was called to the palace
before her majestyhe took to his knee
His knighthood really made Sir Paul
The finest Lord of them all
resplendent in ermine
commoners were now vermin
mere servants at his beck and call
I can\'t resist joining in with your limericks. Nice one.
February 8th, 2022 05:47
LIMERICK 79
Doggerel Dave said:
I\'m voting with orchi - again! Dunno what\'s happening here...
Orchi - you are exhibiting the wisdom of age, not something every ancient manages. Bless you (a secular blessing of course š)
February 8th, 2022 03:21
Doggerel Dave said:
I\'m voting with orchi - again! Dunno what\'s happening here...
Orchi - you are exhibiting the wisdom of age, not something every ancient manages. Bless you (a secular blessing of course š)
February 8th, 2022 03:21
LIMERICK 79
orchidee said:
I see this from this angle - Is it wrong, even scandalous, that many still don\'t know of benefits they can claim? There\'s \'heat or eat\' for example, and not just elderly people.
Also, not only homeless people have the need to use Food Banks.
Miss Berles claimed all the entitlement of sylla-berles for us?
February 8th, 2022 02:46
orchidee said:
I see this from this angle - Is it wrong, even scandalous, that many still don\'t know of benefits they can claim? There\'s \'heat or eat\' for example, and not just elderly people.
Also, not only homeless people have the need to use Food Banks.
Miss Berles claimed all the entitlement of sylla-berles for us?
February 8th, 2022 02:46
LIMERICK 79
Goldfinch60 said:
Thank you Michael my first laugh of the day, fabulous las line.
Andy
February 8th, 2022 02:44
Goldfinch60 said:
Thank you Michael my first laugh of the day, fabulous las line.
Andy
February 8th, 2022 02:44
A PAIR OF PEARS (A HAIRY PAIR)
Doggerel Dave said:
My entry to this competition is: a pair of coconuts (outer husk removed).
Prize to be sent by international courier;
May be left unattended on front porch table.
Thanking you in advance, Michael.
February 5th, 2022 03:36
Doggerel Dave said:
My entry to this competition is: a pair of coconuts (outer husk removed).
Prize to be sent by international courier;
May be left unattended on front porch table.
Thanking you in advance, Michael.
February 5th, 2022 03:36
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