Comments received on poems by Michael Edwards
LIMERICKS 111, 112 and 113
dusk arising said:
There was a young lady from Horton
who had a long tit and a short \'un
to make up for the loss
she had a c... like a hoss
and a fart like a 650 Norton
(above is not one of mine)
An inventive young chappy from slough
invented a highbrow plough
sat up there astride
he ploughed a furrow so wide
he split his own difference somehow
A billious young gal from Dunbart
suffered with wind round her heart
when it started pounding
the noise was resounding
by golly could that lady fart
April 22nd, 2022 05:00
dusk arising said:
There was a young lady from Horton
who had a long tit and a short \'un
to make up for the loss
she had a c... like a hoss
and a fart like a 650 Norton
(above is not one of mine)
An inventive young chappy from slough
invented a highbrow plough
sat up there astride
he ploughed a furrow so wide
he split his own difference somehow
A billious young gal from Dunbart
suffered with wind round her heart
when it started pounding
the noise was resounding
by golly could that lady fart
April 22nd, 2022 05:00
LIMERICKS 111, 112 and 113
L. B. Mek said:
your painting, made those
cloistered notes, I\'ve been supressing
jump out and overwhelm me..
your words
introduced a whimsically light, note
to my morning..
a page, of artistry\'s healing
capabilities
you\'ve showcased for us today..
thanks Michael
April 22nd, 2022 04:49
L. B. Mek said:
your painting, made those
cloistered notes, I\'ve been supressing
jump out and overwhelm me..
your words
introduced a whimsically light, note
to my morning..
a page, of artistry\'s healing
capabilities
you\'ve showcased for us today..
thanks Michael
April 22nd, 2022 04:49
LIMERICKS 111, 112 and 113
Rozina said:
I so admire your skills of effortless hilarious limerick production! As well as your wonderful art. Will keep practising.
April 22nd, 2022 02:29
Rozina said:
I so admire your skills of effortless hilarious limerick production! As well as your wonderful art. Will keep practising.
April 22nd, 2022 02:29
LIMERICKS 109, 110 and 111
Rocky Lagou said:
Okay that last one was glorious. They\'re all spectacular though, thanks as always!
April 21st, 2022 08:40
Rocky Lagou said:
Okay that last one was glorious. They\'re all spectacular though, thanks as always!
April 21st, 2022 08:40
LIMERICKS 109, 110 and 111
Paul Bell said:
If it keeps me out of jail, the bible is my aliba.
April 21st, 2022 05:08
Paul Bell said:
If it keeps me out of jail, the bible is my aliba.
April 21st, 2022 05:08
LIMERICKS 109, 110 and 111
Jerry Reynolds said:
Fantastic, Michael.
Love every one of them.
April 20th, 2022 17:18
Jerry Reynolds said:
Fantastic, Michael.
Love every one of them.
April 20th, 2022 17:18
LIMERICKS 109, 110 and 111
Neville said:
three of the bloomin very best sir ..
oh\' & I love the artwork pinned to the top bit of this particular page .. N
April 20th, 2022 03:41
Neville said:
three of the bloomin very best sir ..
oh\' & I love the artwork pinned to the top bit of this particular page .. N
April 20th, 2022 03:41
LIMERICKS 109, 110 and 111
dusk arising said:
110 had me in fits on the second line. I love them all.
Finally he\'d realised
and it came as such a surprise
for he gained so much joy
from his newfound toy
which dangled between his thighs
For a while he thought he\'d been bested
After all that time he\'d invested
on close examination
his sole exclamation
indeed she was quite double chested
At once he became quite lovelorn
a new fascination was born
he discovered that boobs
could be viewed on the tube
now he spends everyday watching porn
April 20th, 2022 03:02
dusk arising said:
110 had me in fits on the second line. I love them all.
Finally he\'d realised
and it came as such a surprise
for he gained so much joy
from his newfound toy
which dangled between his thighs
For a while he thought he\'d been bested
After all that time he\'d invested
on close examination
his sole exclamation
indeed she was quite double chested
At once he became quite lovelorn
a new fascination was born
he discovered that boobs
could be viewed on the tube
now he spends everyday watching porn
April 20th, 2022 03:02
LIMERICKS 109, 110 and 111
orchidee said:
Fido\'s saving me from a swoon on the second one! lol.
Good berles there M.
April 20th, 2022 02:19
orchidee said:
Fido\'s saving me from a swoon on the second one! lol.
Good berles there M.
April 20th, 2022 02:19
LIMERICKS 109, 110 and 111
Goldfinch60 said:
Good one Michael, especially the third one - so true.
Andy
April 20th, 2022 01:15
Goldfinch60 said:
Good one Michael, especially the third one - so true.
Andy
April 20th, 2022 01:15
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
DestinysPerspectives said:
I really love this poem! It\'s honest and not a topic I have come across in poetry very often.
April 18th, 2022 17:06
DestinysPerspectives said:
I really love this poem! It\'s honest and not a topic I have come across in poetry very often.
April 18th, 2022 17:06
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
Rocky Lagou said:
I swear your artworks are so beautiful and inspiring. You\'ve truly got a talent. And the poem just tying it all together... wonderful job!
April 18th, 2022 08:33
Rocky Lagou said:
I swear your artworks are so beautiful and inspiring. You\'ve truly got a talent. And the poem just tying it all together... wonderful job!
April 18th, 2022 08:33
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
Rozina said:
I don\'t know the answer but I know your poem is Amazing. If I sit down doing nothing at all but daydreaming about going on holiday, is that counted as doing nothing at all? The mind is so busy planning an itinerary!
April 17th, 2022 18:01
Rozina said:
I don\'t know the answer but I know your poem is Amazing. If I sit down doing nothing at all but daydreaming about going on holiday, is that counted as doing nothing at all? The mind is so busy planning an itinerary!
April 17th, 2022 18:01
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
Ok Waleed said:
Best poem I’ve read in a very long time
April 17th, 2022 15:35
Ok Waleed said:
Best poem I’ve read in a very long time
April 17th, 2022 15:35
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
Neville said:
my ma used to say \'its harder where there\'s none\' .... I still don\'t know what the hell it means tho\' .............. I love those iris, or whatever they are Michael ...
April 17th, 2022 10:29
Neville said:
my ma used to say \'its harder where there\'s none\' .... I still don\'t know what the hell it means tho\' .............. I love those iris, or whatever they are Michael ...
April 17th, 2022 10:29
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
Paul Bell said:
Doing nothing is an art, and usually requires a clipboard. A clipboard signifies importance, and people keep out your way, I\'ve noticed.
April 17th, 2022 07:25
Paul Bell said:
Doing nothing is an art, and usually requires a clipboard. A clipboard signifies importance, and people keep out your way, I\'ve noticed.
April 17th, 2022 07:25
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
orchidee said:
I was bit miffed. A Bishop said \'Ohh, do nothing at all sometimes\'.
It\'s OK for him, in a pic of him swanning around on a sledge in the snow with his children.
Well, they only works Sundays anyway - don\'t they?!
April 17th, 2022 02:29
orchidee said:
I was bit miffed. A Bishop said \'Ohh, do nothing at all sometimes\'.
It\'s OK for him, in a pic of him swanning around on a sledge in the snow with his children.
Well, they only works Sundays anyway - don\'t they?!
April 17th, 2022 02:29
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
orchidee said:
Good write and pic M.
Does Miss Berles allocate the sylla-berles, so we know when we\'ve finished? Or at least, we know how many berles are given to us for each poem.
April 17th, 2022 02:27
orchidee said:
Good write and pic M.
Does Miss Berles allocate the sylla-berles, so we know when we\'ve finished? Or at least, we know how many berles are given to us for each poem.
April 17th, 2022 02:27
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
Goldfinch60 said:
That passion will keep you going forever in life Michael no matter what you are passionate about.
Andy
April 17th, 2022 01:08
Goldfinch60 said:
That passion will keep you going forever in life Michael no matter what you are passionate about.
Andy
April 17th, 2022 01:08
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
dusk arising said:
I is already finished boss, that\'s why i\'m doing nothing at all.
April 17th, 2022 00:42
dusk arising said:
I is already finished boss, that\'s why i\'m doing nothing at all.
April 17th, 2022 00:42
IT’S HARD DOING NOTHING AT ALL
Violet bluebell( used to be yellow rose) said:
I like your words based on flowers .. I imagine it is difficult feeling such feelings within but just doing ‘ nothing ‘
April 17th, 2022 00:20
Violet bluebell( used to be yellow rose) said:
I like your words based on flowers .. I imagine it is difficult feeling such feelings within but just doing ‘ nothing ‘
April 17th, 2022 00:20
575s (3, 4, and 5)
Neville said:
Sir Michal sir .. it would be darn near impossible for anyone who enjoys words as much as I do, to pass this page without leaving their seal of approval behind ... as indeed I do ....................... N
April 16th, 2022 05:04
Neville said:
Sir Michal sir .. it would be darn near impossible for anyone who enjoys words as much as I do, to pass this page without leaving their seal of approval behind ... as indeed I do ....................... N
April 16th, 2022 05:04
575s (3, 4, and 5)
orchidee said:
Good writes and pic M.
A fine use of 51 berles, not one wasted. Miss Berles got enough supply?!
April 16th, 2022 02:28
orchidee said:
Good writes and pic M.
A fine use of 51 berles, not one wasted. Miss Berles got enough supply?!
April 16th, 2022 02:28
LIMERICKS 106, 107 and 108
Neville said:
you just made me make an involuntary funny noise but I think I got away with it by blaming the dog .. :)
April 15th, 2022 03:34
Neville said:
you just made me make an involuntary funny noise but I think I got away with it by blaming the dog .. :)
April 15th, 2022 03:34
LIMERICKS 106, 107 and 108
Rozina said:
Hehe, 3 great limericks. Had a good laugh with these!
April 14th, 2022 22:22
Rozina said:
Hehe, 3 great limericks. Had a good laugh with these!
April 14th, 2022 22:22
LIMERICKS 106, 107 and 108
dusk arising said:
He\'d dream them up whilst aslumber
and each limerick he dreamed had a number
todays one oh six to one oh eight
I view over my breakfast plate
of two rashers and some fine sliced cucumber
B flat was Matt\'s flatulent key
he could play it all day with such glee
but at the fete on the green
he ruptured his spleen
and stank out the entire marquee
there ensued what was surely a risk
some toff could ignite the foul mist
it\'d just take some wag
to light up a fag
and the place would no longer exist
so they called upon fireman Sam
who arrived in his shiney red van
he was quite familiar
he\'d done several things similar
and he told everybody to scram
but the sound of Sams tinkling bell
had done little to cure that foul smell
and true to Sam\'s premonition
a sudden ignition
consigned the whole party to hell
April 14th, 2022 03:47
dusk arising said:
He\'d dream them up whilst aslumber
and each limerick he dreamed had a number
todays one oh six to one oh eight
I view over my breakfast plate
of two rashers and some fine sliced cucumber
B flat was Matt\'s flatulent key
he could play it all day with such glee
but at the fete on the green
he ruptured his spleen
and stank out the entire marquee
there ensued what was surely a risk
some toff could ignite the foul mist
it\'d just take some wag
to light up a fag
and the place would no longer exist
so they called upon fireman Sam
who arrived in his shiney red van
he was quite familiar
he\'d done several things similar
and he told everybody to scram
but the sound of Sams tinkling bell
had done little to cure that foul smell
and true to Sam\'s premonition
a sudden ignition
consigned the whole party to hell
April 14th, 2022 03:47
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