Comments received on poems by Michael Edwards
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dusk arising said:
I know you wrote this for the crater good of mankind in mind but such a cheesy subject.
Good fun.
October 30th, 2018 05:07
dusk arising said:
I know you wrote this for the crater good of mankind in mind but such a cheesy subject.
Good fun.
October 30th, 2018 05:07
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orchidee said:
Oh lol, a good write Michael. Miss Berles got any bugs?
October 30th, 2018 02:49
orchidee said:
Oh lol, a good write Michael. Miss Berles got any bugs?
October 30th, 2018 02:49
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Goldfinch60 said:
Unlike Lawless my first laugh of the day, thank you Michael.
October 30th, 2018 02:11
Goldfinch60 said:
Unlike Lawless my first laugh of the day, thank you Michael.
October 30th, 2018 02:11
THE FUNERAL
BRIAN & ANGELA said:
MIKE ~ PADDY ~ ALEX attended PETER\'s FUNERAL and they were a bit embarassed as each of the owed HIM £10 pound and he had no dependents !
Mike took two fivers out of His Wallet and solemnly tossed them into the GRAVE !
Paddy tossed in TEN EURO assuming the exchange was 1:1
ALEX said he was a nice wee Mon so I\'ll gie Him a 20% interest ! With a smile he wrote out a CHEQUE for £12 and tossed the in the GRAVE.
Paddy said that was very generous ALEX ~ I guess he\'ll be able to cash it En El Banco del Spirito Sancto
Thanks MIKE very DROLL poems and jokes about DEATH (the last taboo) are always funny unless one (which we are not) is in the middle of a bereavement ! Don\'t forget our FUSION on CHRISTMAS ~ Love & Blessings ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡 😎
October 29th, 2018 12:05
BRIAN & ANGELA said:
MIKE ~ PADDY ~ ALEX attended PETER\'s FUNERAL and they were a bit embarassed as each of the owed HIM £10 pound and he had no dependents !
Mike took two fivers out of His Wallet and solemnly tossed them into the GRAVE !
Paddy tossed in TEN EURO assuming the exchange was 1:1
ALEX said he was a nice wee Mon so I\'ll gie Him a 20% interest ! With a smile he wrote out a CHEQUE for £12 and tossed the in the GRAVE.
Paddy said that was very generous ALEX ~ I guess he\'ll be able to cash it En El Banco del Spirito Sancto
Thanks MIKE very DROLL poems and jokes about DEATH (the last taboo) are always funny unless one (which we are not) is in the middle of a bereavement ! Don\'t forget our FUSION on CHRISTMAS ~ Love & Blessings ANGELA & BRIAN 🧡🧡🧡 😎
October 29th, 2018 12:05
THE FUNERAL
orchidee said:
I will sing \'Supercalafraga…... wotsit\'. They will think it\'s gobbledegook.
October 29th, 2018 10:55
orchidee said:
I will sing \'Supercalafraga…... wotsit\'. They will think it\'s gobbledegook.
October 29th, 2018 10:55
THE FUNERAL
dusk arising said:
I hope they\'re not going to burn his remains,... just imagine the pollution.
I shall definately request a hole be dug for me and, clad in a cardboard coffin, i hope to be unceremonially dropped into it. Not a show i would expect much of an audience for.
October 29th, 2018 03:15
dusk arising said:
I hope they\'re not going to burn his remains,... just imagine the pollution.
I shall definately request a hole be dug for me and, clad in a cardboard coffin, i hope to be unceremonially dropped into it. Not a show i would expect much of an audience for.
October 29th, 2018 03:15
THE FUNERAL
orchidee said:
That\'s a bit much, if he can\'t be bothered to attend yours! Eh? Doh!
I shall be there - to sing a dirge. Won\'t be any different from my usual singing, mind ya!
October 29th, 2018 02:30
orchidee said:
That\'s a bit much, if he can\'t be bothered to attend yours! Eh? Doh!
I shall be there - to sing a dirge. Won\'t be any different from my usual singing, mind ya!
October 29th, 2018 02:30
NOW THEN
dusk arising said:
These days of future past have led me to believe that last weeks job tomorrow will be late unless, with the benefit of hindsight, should i chose to return, without wishing to make a prediction upon the likelihood of reaping the benefits of a penalty clause.
October 28th, 2018 19:21
dusk arising said:
These days of future past have led me to believe that last weeks job tomorrow will be late unless, with the benefit of hindsight, should i chose to return, without wishing to make a prediction upon the likelihood of reaping the benefits of a penalty clause.
October 28th, 2018 19:21
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Laura🌻 said:
Michael,
Nice write Dr. Who! My head is spinning with the nows, the whens, the soons, etc.
“Now Then” let me compliment you on your artwork! Love the geese in flight!
~Laura~
October 28th, 2018 18:51
Laura🌻 said:
Michael,
Nice write Dr. Who! My head is spinning with the nows, the whens, the soons, etc.
“Now Then” let me compliment you on your artwork! Love the geese in flight!
~Laura~
October 28th, 2018 18:51
NOW THEN
Andrew Charles Forrest said:
Excellent Michael
I love the saying that TODAY is a gift... that\'s why we call it the prsent
Who said that... NOW THEN
Like it
October 28th, 2018 11:14
Andrew Charles Forrest said:
Excellent Michael
I love the saying that TODAY is a gift... that\'s why we call it the prsent
Who said that... NOW THEN
Like it
October 28th, 2018 11:14
NOW THEN
orchidee said:
How\'s that evening going M? By the time I found out what Carpe Diem meant, there was none of the day left to seize. Doh!
October 28th, 2018 11:10
orchidee said:
How\'s that evening going M? By the time I found out what Carpe Diem meant, there was none of the day left to seize. Doh!
October 28th, 2018 11:10
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Poetic Dan said:
Love it! My mind is tingling now or was that then, dam it makes me want to keep writing.
Thank you for sharing
October 28th, 2018 04:40
Poetic Dan said:
Love it! My mind is tingling now or was that then, dam it makes me want to keep writing.
Thank you for sharing
October 28th, 2018 04:40
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BRIAN & ANGELA said:
YESTERDAYS gone Dear Michael
Tomorrow may never be MINE
So show me the way
To lIve for TODAY
ONE DAY at a TIME
CARPE DIEM ~ AMEN !
Thanks UNCLE MIKE for another \"Timeless Poem\" and more CHEE CHEE Ducks ~ AMEN !
Yours as always BRIAN !
October 28th, 2018 03:53
BRIAN & ANGELA said:
YESTERDAYS gone Dear Michael
Tomorrow may never be MINE
So show me the way
To lIve for TODAY
ONE DAY at a TIME
CARPE DIEM ~ AMEN !
Thanks UNCLE MIKE for another \"Timeless Poem\" and more CHEE CHEE Ducks ~ AMEN !
Yours as always BRIAN !
October 28th, 2018 03:53
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Goldfinch60 said:
Clever write Michael, but didn\'t we have that conversion in a years time where we talked about all our nows in the future and all our whens with Orchi in the present or maybe back in the days of 2043.
\"Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday\"
October 28th, 2018 02:38
Goldfinch60 said:
Clever write Michael, but didn\'t we have that conversion in a years time where we talked about all our nows in the future and all our whens with Orchi in the present or maybe back in the days of 2043.
\"Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday\"
October 28th, 2018 02:38
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orchidee said:
Did our discussion lead you (or both of us) up the garden path? And why would it lead us up a garden, of all things?! It was good to have that chat with you tomorrow (eh?).
October 28th, 2018 02:25
orchidee said:
Did our discussion lead you (or both of us) up the garden path? And why would it lead us up a garden, of all things?! It was good to have that chat with you tomorrow (eh?).
October 28th, 2018 02:25
TIME
BRIAN & ANGELA said:
In some ways UNCLE MIKE we take time & the passage of time for granted. Because the Earth rotates round the SUN in 24 hours. We call that a DAY and divide it into 24 hours (and minutes & seconds etc) and we carry devices to keep track of time. There are also natural markers which Man used before Clocks were invented. Sunrise ~ Sunset and Day (bright) & Night (dark). So Man developed a routine Wake up ~ Work for eight hours ~ Leisure for eight hours ~ Sleep for eight hours and so on ad finitum. This is the pattern I have grown used to over the past 18 years ~ it seems kinda natural & human ! Are all Solar Planets the same ? No ! A day on Mercury is 60 Earthdays and a day on Venus is 210 Earthdays ~ so three days in Prison on Venus would be a whole Earth Year. MARS (which BUZZ ALDRIN has chosen as an Earth Overspill) has a 25 hour day ~ BUT No liquid water ~ Oxygen ~ Fertile Soil and its too cold etc ~ A NON-STARTER ! The four outer planets have shorter days the Earth (in hours) J (10) S (11) U (17) N (16) This would cause headaches for the Unions if ever we colonised them ! So we come back to the BIG QUESTION which Science cannot answer ! Why is the EARTH the only Habitable planet we have found in the Milky Way so far. Why is a 24 hour day so suitable for H Sapiens ~ Why is our Climate (average temperature 16C and rising !) Atmosphere just right 1 part O2 to 4 parts N2 (inert carrier gas) Abundant liquid water which cycles & purifies itself ~ free Energy from the Sun and a symbiotic Flora & Fauna etc etc ! Did it all happen by chance OR is there a CREATOR ? When we talk about time ~ We open Pandora Box ! Stephen Hawkins is reputed to have once said \"Evangelical Christians\" know were all the Matter in the Universe came from and why there is Design Beauty Purpose & Order on Planet Earth ~ GOD CREATED IT & CONTROLS IT ~ Science has no explanation ! Thanks for raising the question of TIME ~ Yours as always BRIAN Love the CHEE CHEE GOOSE !
October 27th, 2018 16:27
BRIAN & ANGELA said:
In some ways UNCLE MIKE we take time & the passage of time for granted. Because the Earth rotates round the SUN in 24 hours. We call that a DAY and divide it into 24 hours (and minutes & seconds etc) and we carry devices to keep track of time. There are also natural markers which Man used before Clocks were invented. Sunrise ~ Sunset and Day (bright) & Night (dark). So Man developed a routine Wake up ~ Work for eight hours ~ Leisure for eight hours ~ Sleep for eight hours and so on ad finitum. This is the pattern I have grown used to over the past 18 years ~ it seems kinda natural & human ! Are all Solar Planets the same ? No ! A day on Mercury is 60 Earthdays and a day on Venus is 210 Earthdays ~ so three days in Prison on Venus would be a whole Earth Year. MARS (which BUZZ ALDRIN has chosen as an Earth Overspill) has a 25 hour day ~ BUT No liquid water ~ Oxygen ~ Fertile Soil and its too cold etc ~ A NON-STARTER ! The four outer planets have shorter days the Earth (in hours) J (10) S (11) U (17) N (16) This would cause headaches for the Unions if ever we colonised them ! So we come back to the BIG QUESTION which Science cannot answer ! Why is the EARTH the only Habitable planet we have found in the Milky Way so far. Why is a 24 hour day so suitable for H Sapiens ~ Why is our Climate (average temperature 16C and rising !) Atmosphere just right 1 part O2 to 4 parts N2 (inert carrier gas) Abundant liquid water which cycles & purifies itself ~ free Energy from the Sun and a symbiotic Flora & Fauna etc etc ! Did it all happen by chance OR is there a CREATOR ? When we talk about time ~ We open Pandora Box ! Stephen Hawkins is reputed to have once said \"Evangelical Christians\" know were all the Matter in the Universe came from and why there is Design Beauty Purpose & Order on Planet Earth ~ GOD CREATED IT & CONTROLS IT ~ Science has no explanation ! Thanks for raising the question of TIME ~ Yours as always BRIAN Love the CHEE CHEE GOOSE !
October 27th, 2018 16:27
TIME
dusk arising said:
At last, praise comes home! My great great great grandpa invented time, or was it his dad?... Anyway appreciation at last.
It took its time.
October 27th, 2018 09:21
dusk arising said:
At last, praise comes home! My great great great grandpa invented time, or was it his dad?... Anyway appreciation at last.
It took its time.
October 27th, 2018 09:21
TIME
Laura🌻 said:
Michael,
Was time really invented?
I enjoyed your shortie and your goose in flight is awesome!
~Laura~
October 27th, 2018 08:48
Laura🌻 said:
Michael,
Was time really invented?
I enjoyed your shortie and your goose in flight is awesome!
~Laura~
October 27th, 2018 08:48
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orchidee said:
Yes, why do they say Basil Brush is daft? I\'ve met many talking foxes in my time. You too?!
October 27th, 2018 01:32
orchidee said:
Yes, why do they say Basil Brush is daft? I\'ve met many talking foxes in my time. You too?!
October 27th, 2018 01:32
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orchidee said:
A fine write and pic Michael. Now, I\'m all in a muddle. When is \'now\'? One second later and that \'now\' has gone, and it\'s a new \'now\'. that\'s a lot of \'nows\' - every second of the day. Will there be enough nows to go round?
You spending the extra hour tonight visiting all the Berles at home?
October 27th, 2018 01:30
orchidee said:
A fine write and pic Michael. Now, I\'m all in a muddle. When is \'now\'? One second later and that \'now\' has gone, and it\'s a new \'now\'. that\'s a lot of \'nows\' - every second of the day. Will there be enough nows to go round?
You spending the extra hour tonight visiting all the Berles at home?
October 27th, 2018 01:30
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Laura🌻 said:
Michael,
That is funny!🤣🤣
I guess there are many “generous individuals” out there!
~Laura~
October 26th, 2018 22:01
Laura🌻 said:
Michael,
That is funny!🤣🤣
I guess there are many “generous individuals” out there!
~Laura~
October 26th, 2018 22:01
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orchidee said:
Woof, woof! Fido and I say Hi, and how\'s the evening going?!
Hmm yes, How do we get out if there\'s a fire? Why keep the fire exits clear if the door is kept closed?
Oh well, let\'s do what a manageress did - ignore fire practices and burn up if there really was a fire - daft as a brush!
October 26th, 2018 12:36
orchidee said:
Woof, woof! Fido and I say Hi, and how\'s the evening going?!
Hmm yes, How do we get out if there\'s a fire? Why keep the fire exits clear if the door is kept closed?
Oh well, let\'s do what a manageress did - ignore fire practices and burn up if there really was a fire - daft as a brush!
October 26th, 2018 12:36
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BRIAN & ANGELA said:
THANKS UNCLE MIKE ~ Notices can be confusing ! My DAD said there were notices saying ~
BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSICUTED
His friend Bill Stickers complained to the POLICE and they replaced BS with BILL POSTERS a week later they had another complaint from MRS POSTERS ........... !
One which worked to advantage was
NOSMO KING who got free publicity in every Railway Carriage
Those were the DAYS ! I was on the ISLE of MAN Railway recently and every carriage had a NOSMO KING Message !
Love the ELEFUMP you dont see those in NEW ZEALAND
Blessings & Love BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
October 26th, 2018 10:52
BRIAN & ANGELA said:
THANKS UNCLE MIKE ~ Notices can be confusing ! My DAD said there were notices saying ~
BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSICUTED
His friend Bill Stickers complained to the POLICE and they replaced BS with BILL POSTERS a week later they had another complaint from MRS POSTERS ........... !
One which worked to advantage was
NOSMO KING who got free publicity in every Railway Carriage
Those were the DAYS ! I was on the ISLE of MAN Railway recently and every carriage had a NOSMO KING Message !
Love the ELEFUMP you dont see those in NEW ZEALAND
Blessings & Love BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡
October 26th, 2018 10:52
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Andrew Charles Forrest said:
Thanks for todays smile AGAIN Michael... Long may this light hearted remission from seriousness continue... It inspired my poem today
October 26th, 2018 04:09
Andrew Charles Forrest said:
Thanks for todays smile AGAIN Michael... Long may this light hearted remission from seriousness continue... It inspired my poem today
October 26th, 2018 04:09
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Fay Slimm. said:
Your artistic mind works yet another amazing image with such few lines -
great effalunt picture Mike along with a flying witty surprise - -ha ha .
October 26th, 2018 02:13
Fay Slimm. said:
Your artistic mind works yet another amazing image with such few lines -
great effalunt picture Mike along with a flying witty surprise - -ha ha .
October 26th, 2018 02:13
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