Comments received on poems by Michael Edwards
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (5-8)
MendedFences27 said:
Someone once told me, \"It was so quiet you could hear a mouse drop.\" I guess that\'s mixing idioms, though. Your 4 gave me a laugh. Liked Marc Antony\"s line best, \"Lend me you ears - You can have them back tomorrow.\" Plunk it into Will\'s play and it is a Monty Python skit. Still laughing.... - Phil A.
August 26th, 2020 16:09
MendedFences27 said:
Someone once told me, \"It was so quiet you could hear a mouse drop.\" I guess that\'s mixing idioms, though. Your 4 gave me a laugh. Liked Marc Antony\"s line best, \"Lend me you ears - You can have them back tomorrow.\" Plunk it into Will\'s play and it is a Monty Python skit. Still laughing.... - Phil A.
August 26th, 2020 16:09
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (5-8)
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
ANGELA here (Clinic @ 2pm) Good Mit Vok Uncle MIKE! Love the cartoon! I know what your mean I have been accosted from a CAR (BMW !) while walking in London ! I was offered £50 ! I declined and gave Him a Gideon New Testament but not my Phone Number I was 25. He thanksd me - smiled & crawled on! Only Gentlemen drive BMWs?
My fave is No 2. The famous Speech by Marc Anthony after the assassination of JC by Btutus et Al ! It behoves us all to listen more - especially the MINISTER for EDUCATION!
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 🧡💙🤎
August 26th, 2020 04:50
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
ANGELA here (Clinic @ 2pm) Good Mit Vok Uncle MIKE! Love the cartoon! I know what your mean I have been accosted from a CAR (BMW !) while walking in London ! I was offered £50 ! I declined and gave Him a Gideon New Testament but not my Phone Number I was 25. He thanksd me - smiled & crawled on! Only Gentlemen drive BMWs?
My fave is No 2. The famous Speech by Marc Anthony after the assassination of JC by Btutus et Al ! It behoves us all to listen more - especially the MINISTER for EDUCATION!
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 🧡💙🤎
August 26th, 2020 04:50
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (5-8)
dusk arising said:
Oh no! I was dreading this for,... yesterday i did not put off till tomorrow that which i wished i had waited for today.
Yours are more thought out than mine by far.
August 26th, 2020 03:29
dusk arising said:
Oh no! I was dreading this for,... yesterday i did not put off till tomorrow that which i wished i had waited for today.
Yours are more thought out than mine by far.
August 26th, 2020 03:29
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (5-8)
orchidee said:
Eight to go, to your 1,000 poems - rattling on towards it!
August 26th, 2020 01:57
orchidee said:
Eight to go, to your 1,000 poems - rattling on towards it!
August 26th, 2020 01:57
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (5-8)
orchidee said:
Good write and pic M.
And how can we wear our heart on our sleeve?!
August 26th, 2020 01:48
orchidee said:
Good write and pic M.
And how can we wear our heart on our sleeve?!
August 26th, 2020 01:48
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (1-4)
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
Angela here ~ Good Tuesday Uncle MIKE ~ no Poem today BOTH too busy at Work ! Us Young ones have to earn a CRUST ! Love the idiotic IDIOMS my fave is No 3 ! I know what a APPLE CART is and how easily they are upset ! When I used to visit Sevilla in the Summer as a Child in addition to Vineyards Mis Abuelos grew Oranges & Lemons & Apples. The Apples were always ripe first and we used to pick them and put them (carefully) into big baskets ! The APPLE CART was Low & Flat & Horse Drawn. We used to sit on the Cart and hold on to our BASKET because the ground was bumpy ad we didnt want to *Upset the Apple Cart* and Bruise and Dirty the Apples which were bound for the Local Market to be sold on the Family Stall ! Its not much different today in Rural Spain ~ AMEN !
Love the Cartoon ! In essence I wear about six Hats ~ Physio - Wife - Gardener - Singer - Youth Laeder etc & so does BRIAN ! However fortunately they are CYBER HATS except the Floppy One I wear for Gardening. We have two Apple Trees but no Wooden Apple Cart just a plastic Wheelbarrow - Wobbly with ONE WHEEL ! No Poem today *MY SENSE OF TOUCH* TOMORROW !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 🧡💙🤎
August 25th, 2020 15:40
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
Angela here ~ Good Tuesday Uncle MIKE ~ no Poem today BOTH too busy at Work ! Us Young ones have to earn a CRUST ! Love the idiotic IDIOMS my fave is No 3 ! I know what a APPLE CART is and how easily they are upset ! When I used to visit Sevilla in the Summer as a Child in addition to Vineyards Mis Abuelos grew Oranges & Lemons & Apples. The Apples were always ripe first and we used to pick them and put them (carefully) into big baskets ! The APPLE CART was Low & Flat & Horse Drawn. We used to sit on the Cart and hold on to our BASKET because the ground was bumpy ad we didnt want to *Upset the Apple Cart* and Bruise and Dirty the Apples which were bound for the Local Market to be sold on the Family Stall ! Its not much different today in Rural Spain ~ AMEN !
Love the Cartoon ! In essence I wear about six Hats ~ Physio - Wife - Gardener - Singer - Youth Laeder etc & so does BRIAN ! However fortunately they are CYBER HATS except the Floppy One I wear for Gardening. We have two Apple Trees but no Wooden Apple Cart just a plastic Wheelbarrow - Wobbly with ONE WHEEL ! No Poem today *MY SENSE OF TOUCH* TOMORROW !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 🧡💙🤎
August 25th, 2020 15:40
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (1-4)
Fay Slimm. said:
You and your idioms for idiots like me one to four - - well as I laughed my socks off I must be one of the foremost.......... ha ha
August 25th, 2020 10:06
Fay Slimm. said:
You and your idioms for idiots like me one to four - - well as I laughed my socks off I must be one of the foremost.......... ha ha
August 25th, 2020 10:06
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (1-4)
MendedFences27 said:
Yuk, yuk, chuckle, chuckle. Made me laugh. Thanks for a good start to my day. - Phil A.
August 25th, 2020 09:46
MendedFences27 said:
Yuk, yuk, chuckle, chuckle. Made me laugh. Thanks for a good start to my day. - Phil A.
August 25th, 2020 09:46
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (1-4)
Neville said:
top ho ... absolutely spiffing old chap .. keep em coming ...
wot about this one outside our local sauna (No Ball Games) ...
Neville
August 25th, 2020 09:06
Neville said:
top ho ... absolutely spiffing old chap .. keep em coming ...
wot about this one outside our local sauna (No Ball Games) ...
Neville
August 25th, 2020 09:06
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (1-4)
L. B. Mek said:
I appreciate the inclusivity of your judgemental eyes: no hat types were left out!
wonderfully quirky and full of that sarcastic wit - you toast your targets with: spread so generously thick, lol
August 25th, 2020 03:14
L. B. Mek said:
I appreciate the inclusivity of your judgemental eyes: no hat types were left out!
wonderfully quirky and full of that sarcastic wit - you toast your targets with: spread so generously thick, lol
August 25th, 2020 03:14
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (1-4)
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good writes and pic M.
Keep this Fire Exit Door closed at all times. How we gonna get out if there\'s a fire?!
Bill Posters/Bill Stickers will be prosecuted. Why? What\'s he done?
No waiting here at any time. What you doing standing here, waiting, reading this notice?
This is a Private Notice - Please do not read.
Some nutter actually has this last notice on a high fence in their back garden!
August 25th, 2020 01:50
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good writes and pic M.
Keep this Fire Exit Door closed at all times. How we gonna get out if there\'s a fire?!
Bill Posters/Bill Stickers will be prosecuted. Why? What\'s he done?
No waiting here at any time. What you doing standing here, waiting, reading this notice?
This is a Private Notice - Please do not read.
Some nutter actually has this last notice on a high fence in their back garden!
August 25th, 2020 01:50
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (1-4)
Goldfinch60 said:
Good ones Michael.
Your cartoon reminds me of a lady in the Care Home where Joyce was, that lady always walked round with three or four hats on her head.
Andy
August 25th, 2020 01:00
Goldfinch60 said:
Good ones Michael.
Your cartoon reminds me of a lady in the Care Home where Joyce was, that lady always walked round with three or four hats on her head.
Andy
August 25th, 2020 01:00
IDIOMS FOR IDIOTS (1-4)
dusk arising said:
A brush with the law - a sweeping statement?
Too big for yer boots - they shrunk the chemist!
Break a leg - i\'m fed up with being your stand-in.
People in glass houses will vegetate.
All bark and no... OUCH!
August 25th, 2020 00:41
dusk arising said:
A brush with the law - a sweeping statement?
Too big for yer boots - they shrunk the chemist!
Break a leg - i\'m fed up with being your stand-in.
People in glass houses will vegetate.
All bark and no... OUCH!
August 25th, 2020 00:41
IDIOMS REMODELED (9-12)
dusk arising said:
A burger in the hand is worth two weeks sick pay
Never put off until tomorrow that which you can get someone else to do anytime
A fool and his money parted at the casino
Dont count your chickens till the waiter brings desert.
People in glass houses shouldnt throw nude parties.
I\'m enjoying your remodeling.
August 23rd, 2020 13:11
dusk arising said:
A burger in the hand is worth two weeks sick pay
Never put off until tomorrow that which you can get someone else to do anytime
A fool and his money parted at the casino
Dont count your chickens till the waiter brings desert.
People in glass houses shouldnt throw nude parties.
I\'m enjoying your remodeling.
August 23rd, 2020 13:11
IDIOMS REMODELED (9-12)
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
Angela here - A Blessed Sunday Mornin* to yer Micke me Boyo ! Thanks for Cartoon & SMOIDI !
I know a good Irish Catholic Joke about Brothels - which yer Spouse might enjoy !
Two NUNS were sayin* the Rosary outside a Masage Parlour in Dublin - when a Anglican Bishop comes out *Did yer see that Hypocrit* says Sister Mercy ! Next minute a Rabbi walks in and Sister Evangeline says *Another Critahop !* Just then their PRIEST - Father Joe - comes out smiling ! *O Mother of God says Mercy - There must be someone SICK in there - lets PRAY for Healing !*
My fave was No 3. I have a great respect for
EGGS - Prepacked FAST FOOD - just boil & serve !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 🧡💙🤎
August 23rd, 2020 05:00
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
Angela here - A Blessed Sunday Mornin* to yer Micke me Boyo ! Thanks for Cartoon & SMOIDI !
I know a good Irish Catholic Joke about Brothels - which yer Spouse might enjoy !
Two NUNS were sayin* the Rosary outside a Masage Parlour in Dublin - when a Anglican Bishop comes out *Did yer see that Hypocrit* says Sister Mercy ! Next minute a Rabbi walks in and Sister Evangeline says *Another Critahop !* Just then their PRIEST - Father Joe - comes out smiling ! *O Mother of God says Mercy - There must be someone SICK in there - lets PRAY for Healing !*
My fave was No 3. I have a great respect for
EGGS - Prepacked FAST FOOD - just boil & serve !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 🧡💙🤎
August 23rd, 2020 05:00
IDIOMS REMODELED (9-12)
Neville said:
Woof woof ......
that means bring em on in pooch speak ..
Very clever these Michael, I am looking forward to seeing lots more of your remodelled idioms
August 23rd, 2020 04:03
Neville said:
Woof woof ......
that means bring em on in pooch speak ..
Very clever these Michael, I am looking forward to seeing lots more of your remodelled idioms
August 23rd, 2020 04:03
IDIOMS REMODELED (9-12)
Fay Slimm. said:
Your clever rearranged idioms are creasing me up with giggles - more please Michael.
August 23rd, 2020 02:36
Fay Slimm. said:
Your clever rearranged idioms are creasing me up with giggles - more please Michael.
August 23rd, 2020 02:36
IDIOMS REMODELED (9-12)
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good writes and pic M. Fido wouldn\'t let me read the last one!
August 23rd, 2020 01:38
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good writes and pic M. Fido wouldn\'t let me read the last one!
August 23rd, 2020 01:38
NO CAT FOR ME
FineB said:
A good write Michael
I have always been a cat person but I must say I am slowly seeing the appeal of dogs.
Keep writing ✍ and safe during these challenging times
FineB
August 23rd, 2020 01:32
FineB said:
A good write Michael
I have always been a cat person but I must say I am slowly seeing the appeal of dogs.
Keep writing ✍ and safe during these challenging times
FineB
August 23rd, 2020 01:32
IDIOMS REMODELED (9-12)
Goldfinch60 said:
I came to the last one laughed my head off and realised why it was an 18. Thank you for my first laugh of the day Michael.
Andy
August 23rd, 2020 00:58
Goldfinch60 said:
I came to the last one laughed my head off and realised why it was an 18. Thank you for my first laugh of the day Michael.
Andy
August 23rd, 2020 00:58
IDIOMS REMODELED (5-8)
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
GOOD EVENING - Uncle Mike - Love the Cartoon - Looks like a Butchers in Canibal Country !
Love the SMOIDI - my fave is 3 - which is a good Mantra for 2020 - It promised so so Much and so far has delivered so Little !
There is no Time like the PAST !
Compare the TOKIO Olympics with LONDON 2012 !
Brian*s is: *Look before You ~ Go on a Blind Date !*
Mine is: *People in Glass Houses ~ Shouldn*t use the Shower !*
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 🧡💙🤎
August 22nd, 2020 17:16
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
GOOD EVENING - Uncle Mike - Love the Cartoon - Looks like a Butchers in Canibal Country !
Love the SMOIDI - my fave is 3 - which is a good Mantra for 2020 - It promised so so Much and so far has delivered so Little !
There is no Time like the PAST !
Compare the TOKIO Olympics with LONDON 2012 !
Brian*s is: *Look before You ~ Go on a Blind Date !*
Mine is: *People in Glass Houses ~ Shouldn*t use the Shower !*
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey 🧡💙🤎
August 22nd, 2020 17:16
IDIOMS REMODELED (5-8)
dusk arising said:
In for a penny, in for a pee
Two swallows dont make a full stomache
Many a mickle is a typo for pickle
Red sky at night shepherds camp fire is out of control.
Would love to see the doll selling small arms.
August 22nd, 2020 05:57
dusk arising said:
In for a penny, in for a pee
Two swallows dont make a full stomache
Many a mickle is a typo for pickle
Red sky at night shepherds camp fire is out of control.
Would love to see the doll selling small arms.
August 22nd, 2020 05:57
IDIOMS REMODELED (5-8)
L. B. Mek said:
witty and light-hearted but it also makes you think a little more about the idioms thrown about: all willy-nilly on the daily
August 22nd, 2020 03:03
L. B. Mek said:
witty and light-hearted but it also makes you think a little more about the idioms thrown about: all willy-nilly on the daily
August 22nd, 2020 03:03
IDIOMS REMODELED (5-8)
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good write and pic M.
You painting (or painted) that picture which is worth a thousand words, as they say? That could save ya writing a long poem, and save on berles too! lol.
\'At this moment in time\' - we\'ve gone mad, hearing that naff expression!
August 22nd, 2020 01:49
orchidee said:
Oh lol, good write and pic M.
You painting (or painted) that picture which is worth a thousand words, as they say? That could save ya writing a long poem, and save on berles too! lol.
\'At this moment in time\' - we\'ve gone mad, hearing that naff expression!
August 22nd, 2020 01:49
IDIOMS REMODELED (1 - 4)
Neville said:
is there no end to your artistic versatility sir ...
... I also applaud the quintet of fine idioms you have put on display for us .. I particularly like the last one which reminded me of some of my homeless patients who made a considerable living out of begging
All in all a bloomin good turn out today Michael ...
August 21st, 2020 13:20
Neville said:
is there no end to your artistic versatility sir ...
... I also applaud the quintet of fine idioms you have put on display for us .. I particularly like the last one which reminded me of some of my homeless patients who made a considerable living out of begging
All in all a bloomin good turn out today Michael ...
August 21st, 2020 13:20
IDIOMS REMODELED (1 - 4)
dusk arising said:
Aha, good to see you are prepared for power cuts and storing firewood in novel ways. Looking forward to those charcoal pieces. (jeez i hope he realises i\'m joking... am i going too far?)
An apple a day keeps other makes of computer at bay.
Too many cooks spoil for a fight.
A rolling stone gathers crowds.
Enjoyed yours, thought i\'d throw a few back atcha.
August 21st, 2020 02:02
dusk arising said:
Aha, good to see you are prepared for power cuts and storing firewood in novel ways. Looking forward to those charcoal pieces. (jeez i hope he realises i\'m joking... am i going too far?)
An apple a day keeps other makes of computer at bay.
Too many cooks spoil for a fight.
A rolling stone gathers crowds.
Enjoyed yours, thought i\'d throw a few back atcha.
August 21st, 2020 02:02
IDIOMS REMODELED (1 - 4)
orchidee said:
Good writes and pic M.
Don\'t some people eat charcoal as a health remedy? There won\'t be any left for you to draw with - they will have eaten all the sticks! Miss Berles eat charcoal?
August 21st, 2020 01:45
orchidee said:
Good writes and pic M.
Don\'t some people eat charcoal as a health remedy? There won\'t be any left for you to draw with - they will have eaten all the sticks! Miss Berles eat charcoal?
August 21st, 2020 01:45
IDIOMS REMODELED (1 - 4)
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
GOOD FRIDAY - Uncle MIKE - Love the WALL(M)ART ! At first glance it reminded me of the one on the side of Coventry Cathedral ! Love the idioms my fave is No 2. I think all NHS Workers should have a BLUE BADGE or (when we*re peripatetic) a BLUE LIGHT ! Nice to have you back - You just beat me into POLE ! Please cross our BRIGE and add a CITY to our FUSION - Thanks A & B
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey ! ! !
August 21st, 2020 00:34
ANGELA & BRIAN said:
GOOD FRIDAY - Uncle MIKE - Love the WALL(M)ART ! At first glance it reminded me of the one on the side of Coventry Cathedral ! Love the idioms my fave is No 2. I think all NHS Workers should have a BLUE BADGE or (when we*re peripatetic) a BLUE LIGHT ! Nice to have you back - You just beat me into POLE ! Please cross our BRIGE and add a CITY to our FUSION - Thanks A & B
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian - Smokey ! ! !
August 21st, 2020 00:34
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